Continuing the week’s theme of beards…

But it doesn’t end there.  Oh, no.

Check out John Parr’s original!

Magnificent.  If he didn’t already exist, we would have to invent John Parr.

As a wise man (or Bob Mills – I forget which) once remarked:

I think you’ll find that a pair of nubile 19-year-old blonde twins tending to your every need as you sit on a private Caribbean island, with your yacht parked at the dock on your private beach to your left and your helicopter and collection of vintage Ferraris secured around the front of your 40-room mansion is pretty much “the best a man can get”, not some poxy twin-bladed disposible razor from Gillette…