On 20 Apr 2007, at 10:01, [A Parasitic Recruitment Consultant] wrote:

Hi [Minister]

My Client is looking for a property Litigation Solicitor with experience of dealing with registered social landlords Rent Arrears cases, nuisance cases, disrepair claims and injunctions.

If you would like to talk further regarding this opportunity or if your (sic) looking for a new position and want some general advice please call me on [telephone number].

Kind Regards

[A Parasitic Recruitment Consultant] Manager
[A Parasitic Recruitment Consultancy]

On 20 Apr 2007, at 16:23, [The Minister] wrote:

Dear [Parasitic Recruitment Consultant] -

I am neither a property lawyer nor a litigator so I suspect your client would not be interested in me.

Incidentally, you never came back to me about either of the roles we discussed on 20 March. Should I assume, therefore, that nothing came of them?

Regards,

[The Minister]

If one of these clowns places me in a role they get 15-20% of my first year’s basic salary as their fee – so something like £13,000.