The Only Way Is Up
Ring, ring.
“Hello. [The Minister of Truth].”
“Why the Hell are you suing me?”
“Er, who are you?”
“I’m Mr. [Man With A Name].”
“Just a moment, Mr. [Man With A Name], while I have a look at the file. [pause] Ah, yes. Mr. [Man With A Name]?”
“Yes.”
“You are the claimant in this matter, so you are actually suing us.”
“Oh.”
Slam. Click. Brr.