The Logical Song
This is so cool on so many levels. Not least because the media, the security forces and our leaders now not only get to flout the Contempt Of Court Act, but they get to make snide innuendos about people with mental health problems AND Muslims at the same time.
BRILLIANT!
A spokesman said: “Our investigation so far indicates Reilly, who has a history of mental illness, had adopted the Islamic faith. We believe he was preyed upon, radicalised and taken advantage of.”
Last night a neighbour claimed Reilly was known as the “Big Friendly Giant”.
Daniel Turner, 20, said: “He’s schizophrenic. He changed his name to Mohammed Rasheed about a year ago. He was brainwashed into becoming a Muslim by local men. We call him the BFG but he obviously met up with the wrong people.”
Thanks to the Super Soaraway Current Bun, edited by husband-beater Rebekkah Wade, for that considered reportage.
Oh, and in two years time, these people are going to be running the country:
I will not allow anybody to say that I didn’t warn them.
Still, that Mrs. Timpson‘s a damn fine looking filly, isn’t she?
Edward and Mrs. Timpson. I feel a mini-series coming on…