The Minister has issues with Caitlin Moran.
It’s complicated, so we won’t go there at the moment.
But once in a while she does squeeze out something genuinely entertaining that makes me laugh.
Today, The Times carries her theory that Amy Winehouse has become a heroin addict because she wants a holiday and Lily Allen is having a baby because, er, she wants a holiday.
A sausage in a Novotel is somehow involved, too.
Good article – isn’t there some girl who’s simply pinched Lily Allen’s act wholesale (something about cracks in her foundation)?
My mum taught Lily Allen french.