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SMIC #8: ‘Les Marionnettes’, from Les Quatre Cent Coups (François Truffaut, 1959)

There is a commonly held assumption that the Nouvelle Vague (New Wave) movement was a left-wing, politically-charged attempt to destroy the film-making establishment and re-write the rules of Cinema for a new generation – a sort of cinematic punk rock, if you like. It is easy to deduce, from the protagonists’ involvement in the May ’68 uprising, their outright written condemnation of an entire generation of filmmakers, and from the sheer impact of their output, how such an assumption could arise, but it is entirely misconceived. The principal protagonists: filmmakers François Truffaut, Jean-Luc Godard, Claude Chabrol and Eric Rohmer, were a group of relatively cosy right wing intellectuals who, having bitterly criticised the state of French cinema in print, felt compelled to show how they thought it should be done. Insodoing, they mined numerous influences of their own, including documentary films, Jean Renoir, and most of all, the cool aesthetics of American crime cinema. The idea of a ‘Nouvelle Vague’ arose over a decade later, when it was concluded that a revolution had indeed occurred, not just in Cinema, but in all of French culture. As is often the case, commentators were thus moved to categorise the phenomenon, and gradually suck various directors and writers into it, after the event.

In hindsight, the principal techniques espoused by the New Wave: the use of handheld cameras, outdoor locations, unconventional narratives and unknown actors, were nearly all explainable by a lack of funds. The key tangible difference which marked this rather disparate collection of young filmmakers out from what had gone before, was the achievement of ‘Cinéma Vérité’ (a quest for ‘truth’ through feature film-making) as opposed to the ‘Cinéma de Papa’ (the academistic and formulaic pseudo-literary tradition). The latter ‘daddy cinema’ had strangled the industry since the war and according to Truffaut, was infantilising France and ripping the heart out of the ‘Septième Art’ which the French had invented with the Lumière brothers and Méliès, and without their knowing it, they were about to re-invent.

The colossal influence of the movement (in particular that of Godard, whose pronouncement: “A story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end… but not necessarily in that order” remains as iconic a statement as any in the medium) may be important to film scholars and enthusiasts, but what of the films themselves? How have these historical timepieces survived over time? Not all of them well, if we’re honest. A handful, though, remain untouchable classics. Les Quatre Cents Coups was one of the first key films of the Nouvelle Vague and won Truffaut the best director prize at the Cannes Film Festival. It is possibly the finest example of the movement’s richest achievement: Cinema Vérité, in its triumphant depiction of a raw and exhilarating truth about childhood. The film tells the story of a misunderstood adolescent, Antoine Doinel (Jean-Pierre Léaud) who bunks off school (‘faire les 400 coups’, hence the title) and gradually drifts into a life of petty crime. The SMIC, whose appeal is as direct and straightforward as any SMIC could be, comes from a scene where a puppet show is performed at the school. The children gaze in awe upon the crude marionettes, whilst Antoine and his accomplice sit at the back of the hall and plot their next escapade. Without exposition, Truffaut portrays so much about childhood (its innocence and its sophistication)…as well as the very nature of Cinema itself.

Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)

Earlier today I completed my third 24-hour urine test.

This time the 5-litre plastic container came with a set of instructions.

At this point I should say that the 5-litre plastic container is not entirely empty on collection; it contains an amount of sulfamic acid, so you have to be a bit careful with it.

My local hospital has produced a photocopied A4 sheet that amounts to six different ways of saying, “DON’T STICK YOUR TODGER IN THE PLASTIC CONTAINER WITH ACID IN IT!”

No shit, Mr. Health & Safety…

Anyway, two more election leaflets today.  The Labour one, like the Tory one last week, went straight in the bin.  Curiously, however, we did read every word of the BNP leaflet before recycling it, just out of fascination.

The British National Party leaflet was the one featuring the Italian pensioners and the American workers.  Got to laugh, haven’t you?

What struck us was that not only were the testimonials fake, but the leaflet didn’t mention any BNP candidates’ names, or feature their photographs.  Nice to know that the nasty racists standing in our area are so secure in their nasty racism that they won’t even associate their selves with it.

One of the “fun” parts of being signed off work until I die or 5 June (whichever is the sooner) is recording lots of guff on the Sky+ box and watching it.

So today I’ve watched Gregory’s Girl (still magnificent after nearly – gulp – 30 years) and, courtesy of the strangely named channel Zone Romantica, the first two episodes of the – gulp – 26-year-old The Thorn Birds.

Armed with a laptop, Wikipedia and Google I determined while watching said mini-series that this…

…subsequently turned into this…

It was tough enough on the 12-year-old Minister back in 1983 when she turned into this:

It all cast a whole new perspective on Father Ralph de Bricassart‘s urges, I can tell you.

Talking of Sky+, I have this evening left the Minister’s Wife watching Mike Gatting, Kay Burley, Dave Rowntree of Blur and Pattie Boyd playing Celebrity Bridge.

Once again for clarity, that’s Celebrity Bridge.

On Sky Arts 2.

Baise-moi.

This Little Bird

La motocyclette.

Naked Under Leather.

Girl On A Motorcycle.

A black leather bodysuit struggling to contain its luscious cargo.

Lithe but strong thighs astride the chassis to tame a powerful machine.

Flaming tresses blown by the wind.

A fantasy for successive generations of teenage boys and their fathers…

Ah.

Right you are, then.

Now I know what Mr. O’Dowd meant when he said he’d rather have a cup of tea.

304 Holloway Road

Even if the movie is complete shit – and, given that the New Patron Saint Of Shark Jumping James Corden is in it, there’s every likelihood it will be – this is a great trailer.

(Ministerial Conundrum Of The Day: if the administrators of The Pirate Bay get a fine and prison time for assisting copyright infringement, why do the directors of Google/YouTube/Blogger, Inc. walk free?)

My mobile phone is dying.  I not only don’t care, I’m not sure I even want to replace it.  What the fuck is happening to me?  Is this what beta blockers do to you?

And we kissed, as though nothing could fall

Not for the first time, the Minister finds himself cast adrift.

A solitary man.

I am a rock.

I am, indeed, an island.

For while critics, audiences and judging panels the length and breadth of the (western) world can’t get enough of Slumdog Millionaire, I sat through it on Saturday afternoon wondering when the Oscar-worthy film would begin.

The Minister’s Wife thought it was wonderful.

Everyone seems to think it’s wonderful.

The Minister, though, thinks it’s a poorly-plotted, badly-scripted, erratically-acted drone through an over-familiar story that has been photographed by someone with a pronounced tremor, lit by someone with cataracts and edited by someone with ADD.

The Minister contends that had this movie been set anywhere “conventional” it would have been met with the same criticism that was thrown at Baz Luhrmann’s William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet – ie that Danny Boyle has taken a hackneyed and melodramatic story and added layer upon layer of loud music, bright lights and overenthusiastic editing to create something less than the sum of its parts in a desperate attempt to appeal to the groovy hipster cats.

It didn’t help that I saw it while under the weather and it didn’t help that I saw it in a multiplex screen whose front tweeter speaker wasn’t working, so some parts of the dialogue were muddied and flat.  But even putting that to one side, I just didn’t like the movie, didn’t connect with any of the characters, felt the child actors were – how shall I put this kindly? – not very good and sat there for two hours thinking that I could be doing something far more constructive like taking painkillers and sleeping.

(At this stage I should add that we saw Frost/Nixon before Slumdog Millionaire and, while it was a little stagey – inevitably – and made one wonder when Michael Sheen is going to play roles that don’t involve watching old videos, I thought it a fine all-round piece of film-making.)

On the whole, I like Danny Boyle.  I really like 28 Days LaterShallow Grave and Trainspotting are good movies.  Millions is solid enough, though a little preachy.  I even quite like (small) parts of A Life Less Ordinary and The Beach.  (I haven’t seen Sunshine.)

Part of Boyle’s appeal to me is that the plots of most of those movies have some quirk or hook that make them at least a little bit different from so much of the dross piped by Hollywood into our eyeballs.  For me, Slumdog Millionaire falls flat because there is no such quirk or hook other than the location of the story.

If an Indian movie depicted poverty and the underclass in Britain in the same way that Boyle depicts Mumbai, the Daily Mail would be demanding the director’s extradition and questions in the House.

(And, while I don’t wish to suggest that parts of our towns and cities have anything like the grinding poverty of the developing world, let’s not forget that hundreds of thousands of children in the world’s fifth richest Clusterfuck To The Poor House nevertheless still grow up in what equates with the United Nations’ definition of “poverty”.)

The Daily Express would accuse the film of glamourising a culture of violence and gang warfare.

The Sun might notice that the poor aspire to subsistence and that wealth is a dream for other, more affluent people.  (It would, however, illustrate the point with a photograph of a young woman’s breasts.)

The Daily Telegraph would take glee in pointing out that gambling is a vice, not an aspiration, and that intellect, education, application and creativity are more reliable ways of earning a living than taking part in game shows.  It would accuse the film-makers of displaying shocking naivety in the face of a massively complicated problem.

Boyle’s heart is undoubtedly in the right place – the Minister’s Wife, usually a fairly reliable source, assures me that the child actors will receive an education and the benefit of a trust fund as a result of their participation in the movie – but the Slumdog Millionaire, I contend, wears the Emperor’s new clothes.

Not for the first time, style has prevailed over substance and the Minister is nonplussed.

SMIC #7: ‘Fire and Water’, from Zerkalo (Andrei Tarkovsky, 1974)

“Tarkovsky is for me the greatest, the one who invented a new language, true to the nature of film as it captures life as a reflection, life as a dream.”

- Ingmar Bergman

I first came across Andrei Tarkovsky when I was 15, reading a review in The Radio Times of a film called Rosie Dixon – Night Nurse (Justin Cartwright, 1978). The quote which caught my eye was that this film made “Carry on Doctor look like a Tarkovsky movie”. I had no idea at the time who Tarkovsky was, but because of this quote, I wanted to find out. Shortly after this, I went to live in France, where luckily for me, Tarkovsky’s films are shown on the telly.

Whilst not a member of any avant-garde movement, Tarkovsky was without question experimental, non-linear and defiantly elliptical in his approach to film-making. How one reacts to a Tarkovsky film depends for the most part on whether the viewer is “willing or ready to consider the meaning and aim of their existence in any higher sense” when going to the cinema. For him, an unwillingness to do so “is often masked by the vulgarly simplistic cry, ‘I don’t like it!’ ‘It’s boring!’ – like the utterance of a man born blind who is being told about a rainbow. He simply remains deaf to the pain undergone by the artist in order to share with others the truth he has reached.”

Right. So having established, therefore, that we’re not in Ron Howard territory, what of the films themselves? Well what one cannot sensibly deny, is Tarkovsky’s mastery and invention in terms of the creation of imagery – the language of Cinema. Each sequence of a Tarkovsky film may resonate with many other art forms, such as painting, poetry, theatre and ballet, but it also differentiates itself and distinguishes itself from them. His use of timing, movement, camerawork and the integration of sound to create images that remain unforgettable is beyond doubt – whether they mean anything to you, unaccompanied as they are by conventional plotting, characterization or dialogue, is for you to find out.

Tarkovsky’s breakthrough film (and his most accessible) was a moving account of the life of the tortured 15th Century Russian artist Andrey Rublyov (1966), unveiled this week as one of the Archbishop of Canterbury’s two favourite films*. He followed this with his most popular film, Solyaris (1972) based on a short story by science fiction writer Stanislaw Lem. Both pictures marked him out as a filmmaker who believed utterly in the primacy of the image (or the sequence of images) to communicate with the viewer, over the script. This appeared entirely excusable in the case of Solyaris, a genre film, but the long takes, lack of cutting, variable pacing and cavernous silences, punctuated by occasional, disquietingly disconnected bursts of classical music, came to characterise his entire body of work, which later dealt only with humanity at its rawest.

The impact of Tarkovsky’s films at first was one of massive polarization of interest: between those who were interested and those who weren’t. On the one hand leading European critics recognised and hailed a modern master; on the other hand came a massive, baffled shrug of shoulders from cinemagoers. It was never going to be a money-spinner. Tarkovsky once said that he “loathe[d] the concept of ‘entertainment’ in the Cinema, as it degrades the author and the viewer”. You don’t say, Andrei.

What Tarkovsky saw as the meaning of Cinema was “juxtaposing a person with an environment that is boundless, relating a person to the whole world.” The last image of Solyaris, with the camera drawing back into the sky, revealing the principal character’s house and the wasteland around it, to be merely a tiny island in a world otherwise entirely underwater, illustrates this vision rather well. Silence, solitude, but also simplicity, abound in his work.

Like many other filmmakers, Tarkovsky was evangelical in his belief that the genius of an artist is revealed not in the absolute perfection of his work, but in absolute fidelity to himself and in commitment to his own passion. We often say we prefer a film-maker’s ‘personal films’, but for Tarkovsky, there could be no other kind.

Of the later films he completed before his premature death of lung cancer in a Parisian hospital in 1986, three are now acknowledged masterpieces of 20th Century Cinema: Stalker (1979), Nostalghia (1983) and Offret (The Sacrifice, 1986). The SMIC comes from my own personal favourite, Zerkalo (The Mirror, 1975). In Zerkalo, a writer who is dying seeks to conjure up images from his childhood. Insodoing, his memory becomes like a camera and plays the tricks a camera plays, heightening certain details which otherwise appear irrelevant and interspersing the images with precise sounds. The images that he conjures up are of course always striking (or they would have been forgotten) and they may be accurate or may not: they reside half way between a dream and an eyewitness account.

I urge anyone with an open mind who hasn’t already done so, to devote 120 minutes of their time to a Tarkovsky film. As the man himself would have it:

“Touched by a masterpiece, a person begins to hear in himself that same call of truth which prompted the artist to his creative act. When a link is established between the work and its beholder, the latter experiences a sublime, purging trauma. Within that aura which unites masterpieces and audience, the best sides of our souls are made known, and we long for them to be freed. In those moments we recognize and discover ourselves, the unfathomable depths of our own potential, and the furthest reaches of our emotions.”

*[...the other favourite being The Muppet Christmas Carol (Brian Henson, 1992) , which erodes the prelate’s credibility somewhat – surely The Muppets Take Manhattan (Frank Oz, 1984) is superior?].