Eventually this post will relate to togger, but for the moment bear with me.  I’ve wanted to write these thoughts down for a while.  This post may well be longer than the Minister’s more pithy rants as well.

Cycling is for me the ultimate sport.  It combines the best aspects of every sport, and adds a unique, stunning quality of its own.  Yes football will always be my first love, and quite frankly too much cycling would be tedious.  However once a year I am reminded that a football game is but a 3 minute pop song when compared to the Mozart symphony of the Tour de France.

Yet once again drugs casts a shadow.  Vinokourov was already out of the running by the time he rolled down the ramp for Saturday’s time trial. The thirty or forty stitches he needed after a crash to stop his kneecaps falling on to the road put paid to any chances he had. Yet for whatever reason, he would appear to have someone else’s blood in him on Saturday. I’d love to see the explanation for that. It is still difficult to fathom why he would do this at this point in the race – he really was never going to overcome the deficit he had accrued, particularly as he lost nearly 30 minutes the next day.

The Tour started with drugs being an issue as technically there is still no winner of the 2006 Tour de France.  This is because last year Floyd Landis failed a urine sample after hauling back an 8 minute deficit in an otherwise heroic ride. Much of his winning margin was down to the tactical farce that his rival teams acted out that day, but it would appear (subject to a forthcoming judgement) that that little extra bit was down to an injection. And yet, and yet….

David Duffield, Eurosport’s (very) veteran cycling commentator does not believe Floyd Landis would have doped himself. This is because as he put it, it would be suicidal. The day he failed the test was the last chance Landis had to win the Tour. Put simply he had to win that day, and by a significant margin, or lose the Tour. But given that was his mission, the one thing he could guarantee is that he would be dope tested at the end of the day.  This is because whether you win a stage or you are leading overall you will be tested (plus 20 or so others each day). The current leader, Michael Rasmussen, has been tested 14 times in 15 competitive days. Three of those have been blood tests. And he will have been blood and urine tested in the days leading up to the start of the Tour.  It would appear that for cyclists the testing now revolves not round steroids, masking agents or diuretics, but their very DNA.

So in a way it goes back to what Goethe said – “We see what we look for and we look for what we know.” Perhaps the best that can be said for cycling is that it knows it has a problem, looks for it, and sees it.

Sadly togger does not. (I told you I’d get round to it eventually). The Italian FA dope tests were introduced as a result of the Festina drug scandal in the 1998.  They test two players from each Serie A team who have played in each match. It’s perhaps because of this that the Italian FA has caught more high profile cases than any other FA. They would appear to know they have a problem and find it.

Sadly others do not.  After all, it is hard to believe that Jaap Stam started to play under the most stringent drugs testing rules in football and only then decided to take drugs. (To stop the Minister breaking out in a nervous sweat, I will point out that I am not suggesting anyone at MUFC or others connected with Jaap Stam would be involved in the supply of performance enhancing drugs).

Equally, while Rio Ferdinand was shinning over a wall at United’s Carrington training ground, David Millar was in a police station admitting to taking EPO despite never having failed a drugs test.

And therein lies the difference – culturally cycling has moved to a point where at least some people will admit without failing a test; football has only recently, and reluctantly signed up to WADA.  David Millar had to speak to the police; Rio Ferdinand didn’t speak to anyone.  David Millar got banned for 2 years despite not actually failing a test; Rio Ferdinand only got an 8 month ban for failing to even take a test.  Team CSC will commission 800 independent drugs tests on their riders this year; the FA does not allow clubs to test their own players at all. Team CSC is putting the results of drugs testing on its website; the latest results on the FA website are for the 2002/2003 season.  Vino’s team, Astana, has already left the Tour without waiting for the results of the confirmatory B sample; in contrast can you name an athlete or sports player who has not pushed their case to the very last appeal before accepting the evidence?

However, the FA will tell you that their’s is the better system because it tests at all levels.  Actually the number tested in the 12 months 2006-7 was 1645.  1645 out of every single player who played any role within an FA sanctioned game at any level in the country.  Given that the top four English leagues make 24,288 player selections between them each season, and approximately 3.6 million people play the game according to Sport England, that is a genuinely pathetic attempt to police a problem.  And quite frankly, who gives a monkey’s if the inside left for the Dog and Duck second XI had a bit of blow the night before?  I want to know that when I buy my season ticket I’m not paying to watch us win unfairly or lose unjustly.

And to cap it all, I’ve just seen Colin Moynihan saying that British Athletics may look at removing its life ban for those who fail to take 3 drug tests.  The point is, Lord Subbuteo, that techology means the dopers are always one step ahead of the testers, but you are infinitely less likely to catch them if there is no punishment for failing to take the test in the first place.

As a wise person said when asked if all cyclists were on drugs, “If only they were, it would make things so much simpler.”