What’s the worst thing anyone has ever said about you?

A newspaper journalist once called me a “cow” in print. I was pregnant when I did the interview, but I couldn’t tell any-one. I’d just thrown up, and when I sat down I got stage fright. But I think the guy was actually just in love with me.

Yes, Diana: the journo was probably bowled over by your humility and drawn in by your chronic lack of self-esteem.

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