3RD WOK FROM SUN

When I saw a headline saying CHINESE IN SPACE – I thought that’s nice because in my experience most only deliver in a 10-mile radius.

Although I’m sure the lack of gravity would play havoc with my prawn balls. I’ll have a number 24, a number 5 and an Apollo 13, then.

Eamonn Holmes barely resists the temptation to pull the ole slitty eyes “gag” in The People.