On having homosexuality explained

“That’s gross. Not the bit about girls kissing girls though, that’s pretty good.”

School

“I don’t understand why I have to go to school at all, the internet knows more than all the teachers there put together.”

Religion

“If I was god I would make all the girls in the world wear no clothes.”

On the floor.

Pick me up.

Bring rope and tackle.

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