On having homosexuality explained
“That’s gross. Not the bit about girls kissing girls though, that’s pretty good.”
School
“I don’t understand why I have to go to school at all, the internet knows more than all the teachers there put together.”
Religion
“If I was god I would make all the girls in the world wear no clothes.”
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On the floor.
Pick me up.
Bring rope and tackle.