Oh, sweet Jesus Christ.

Premiership football has been responsible, among other phenomena, for… match analysts in Argentina breaking into Beatles’ songs during play. Every time George McCartney plays for West Ham (all of whose games are now live in Argentina, since Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano signed), Argentine commentators are keen to remind viewers he has two Beatles’ names rolled into his, which provides the perfect excuse for singing the group’s numbers.