At this time of night the slightest thing can make me laugh, like the web forum discussions entitled “Top 5 Most Annoying Things Jeremy Kyle Does” and “Jeremy Kyle – why is he such a tosser?”
I introduced my 60-year-old father to Jezza’s programme this morning. He wasn’t impressed by my suggestion that we should get a DNA test done, just to be on the safe side.
Paul Snowball has successfully sold me the car.
Though I’m making him replace the cam belt first.
And no, I don’t know what a cam belt is. But UsedCarExpert.co.uk does.
Thank you to that beautiful human being that explained that Jeremy Kyle was “Kwik-Save Jerry Springer”.
I had a conversation with someone yesterday in which I responded to his generous thoughts about Jeremy Kyle in terms that were somewhat critical and graphically vitriolic.
I narrowly avoided a public lynching, as a result of it becoming apparent that he was talking about Gerry McCann. I really must get my ears tested.