Why the Hell is theguardian so fucking enraptured by imbecilic former Radio 1 disc jockeys?

(And yes, I do mean you, Nick”y” Fucking Campbell.)

How big of Mr. Read to stand aside.

How tragic that he believes we care.

Do read the user comments (or at least the ones that survived theguardian’s Gestappo – “Oh come on, I put an asterisk in it! How do you know I didn’t mean ‘what a cant’?“): they’re almost as funny as the ones left for Nick”y” each week.

Coming up next week: Chris Moyles and Scott Mills discuss whether there is a viable two-state solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict, and Jo Whiley writes about why she thinks green apples are tastier than red ones.

Cock off, Read.

And grow up, Rusbridger.