Dave Cameron thinks society is broken.

Dave, you may recall, is the Old Etonian/former Treasury adviser/former ITV PR gimp/leader of the Conservative Party who really wouldn’t know mushy peas if someone chucked a vat of them at his plastic face.  (Now there’s an idea…)  He’s just the sort of person from whom I want to take lectures about society.

Who the fuck broke society in the first place, you “big-faced 12-year-old boy with a Thirties haircut and two scatter-cushion cheeks that demand unstoppable slapping, the tall, pussy-voiced twerp“?

Talking of gratuitous insults, this really did make me laugh:

Great Sledging – No 7 in a series

The best sledge of all time came from Jimmy Ormond on his England debut against Australia at The Oval in 2001. Shane Warne was bowling, Justin Langer was bat pad and Mark Waugh was at first slip. Ormond kept playing and missing and it got too much for Waugh, who said to Jimmy: “What are you doing out here? You haven’t got a clue.” “At least I’m the best batsman in my family,” Ormond replied. Apparently, Langer fell about.