I’ve been back off holiday for only 48 hours and already I’m as depressed as before I went away.

First, Sarkozy won.

Surely this photo must be captioned:
Fascist Cunt asks, “Are you talkin’ to me?”

Second, I listened to the fourth Reith Lecture last night and concluded that we all might as well just give up the ghost now and have done.

Third, I have already been forced to visit Homebase, IKEA, Sainsbury’s and Tesco.

Still, on the up side, “Dr.” Death’s off.

As is yet another Newcastle United manager.

And the revelation that the Scots are apparently too stupid to vote means that Alex Salmond definitely gets my second and third preferences. (I’ll have a proper rant about this tomorrow.)

And this YouTube classic never fails to raise a laugh (until you realise his finger’s on the button).

On that very topic, a YouTube-related piece of Minitrue merchandise is the first item to be made publicly available from the Ministry’s Printfection shop.  I am a whore: buy me.