Hackwatch in this week’s edition of Private Eye consists of example after example of the fragrant Polly Toynbee – annual salary a mere £106,000 – pronouncing on “last chance” after “last chance” for Arrivederci.

Today’s Harry Potter Bugle:

[W]ill the cabinet and leading MPs seize this last chance to sack their failed leader?
[...] I have no idea if a coup will happen, but if they let this moment slip, history will record this as the spineless cabinet that threw away Labour’s last chance.

Given that this woman is a notorious humour free zone, one can only conclude that she’s phoning it in as much as Arrivederci’s Army.