As I drove home from work (I stayed awake…), my iPod spat out There Ain’t Half Been Some Clever Bastards by the peerless Ian Dury & The Blockheads:

There ain’t half been some clever bastards -
Probably got help from their mum.
There ain’t half been some clever bastards.
Now that we’ve had some, let’s hope that there’s lots more to come.

Then I heard the news headlines and I see the financially prudent dream team of Harriet Harman and Jack “Christmas Club” Dromey have been at it again.

And I thought, “For a QC, she’s a fucking stupid twat.”

And then I thought, “Oi! Minister! No! That’s Political Correctness gone mad. She’s a fucking stupid cunt.”

The Minister’s slightly elevated temperature means that the Ministry’s first annual anniversary celebrations have been postponed for a couple of days, but a new SMIP and a new theme are both almost ready to go. For now, alas, it’s Night Nurse time.