The News Of The World‘s showbiz correspondent Rav Singh is ordinarily a contemptible read but big Minitrue respect for the sublime opening paragraph of his story today about the McCartney-Mills divorce:

HEATHER Mills will pocket around £1,000 an hour for her four-year marriage to Sir Paul McCartney in a hush-hush divorce deal — that’s about the same rate she charged as a hooker.

Bordering on the genius.