Honk, honk
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I’ll impale myself on one of his dildos” – tikka-tinged Crystal Palace owner Simon Jordan doesn’t fuel speculation that the then-Bongo FC co-owner might be about to purchase a certain football club in sarf Lahn, 2 April 2006.
“All that stuff was tongue in cheek and is in the past now. The fact is, David Gold is a very successful businessman. He has done very well at [Bongo FC] and made a lot of money, so fair play to him” – tikka-tinged Crystal Palace owner Simon Jordan fuels speculation that the former Bongo FC co-owner might be about to buy a certain football club in sarf Lahn, 29 October 2009.
In the immortal words of Cyndi Lauper: “Money… money changes everything.”