Motherfuckers. No, no, a million times no.

(a) This is not news. (b) This is not “culture”. (c) This is not something that should be on the front page of the website of any self-respecting serious newspaper. (d) And – above all else – not every fucking thing has to be reduced to a live blog.

Jesus wept.

It’s hard to believe they’re thinking of closing The Observer but keeping The Guardian open, instead of the other way round.

Fuck me.

Time for another beta blocker…

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