1. There was a reason why I liked fig rolls 25 years ago: they taste really nice.
2. There was, however, also a reason why I stopped eating fig rolls 25 years ago…….
3. Christmas songs sound so much better a week after all that Christmas bollocks is done – viz. Death Cab For Cutie’s Christmas (Baby Please Come Home).
4. Sir James Paul McCartney is a bastard. He plays TWO BASS NOTES AT THE SAME TIME on far too many songs. Fuck that shit: I’m trying to learn bass precisely to avoid having to be musical – viz. John Beverley.
5. Holy fuck: there is a better version of What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted than Jimmy Ruffin’s – viz. Baby Washington: