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Let’s go some place like Bolivia

By BigBrother, on September 30th, 2008, 9:56 am.

I had deliberately not said anything about Paul Newman’s passing for various reasons.

I was, for one thing, conscious that this blog has turned of late into something like an anthology of eulogies to a succession of towering cultural figures who have sadly passed way over recent weeks and months.

And while I can rattle off a bunch of Newman movies I have enjoyed enormously, it would be dishonest of me to claim I am any kind of expert in his career.  Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid is one of the best movies of the past 50 years – one of those rare films in which everything just works; The Sting was almost as good; he was colossal in The Verdict (how he didn’t win an Oscar for that I’ll never understand – Ghandi was good but…); The Hustler, Cool Hand Luke, The Long, Hot Summer, Hud and The Color Of Money are all immensely watchable and The Towering Inferno remains a universal guilty pleasure.

But he was a great actor and, by all accounts, a mightily decent man: we all know that Newman’s profits from the Newman’s Own food range went to charity – perhaps not so many of us knew until we read the obituaries that those profits had totalled $250 million in the company’s 25-year existence.

At 83, Newman literally was almost the last of his generation: of that stature, only Clint Eastwood, at 78, remains and we should treasure him while we can.

Last night, though, I watched two interviews from the BBC’s archive that reminded me of what we have lost – both in terms of Newman and his like, and the way in which the experiences of such individuals are captured for posterity.

BBC Four is having a week-long season called The Art Of Arts TV, looking back at the way in which television documentaries have tackled the subject of art and culture.  As part of this season, the channel has screened some exerpts of interviews conducted by Huw Wheldon as part of the landmark Monitor series of the Fifties and Sixties (of which he was editor) including a 1960 interview with Orson Welles and a 1965 interview with Alfred Hitchcock.

Sadly neither interview ran its full course (it’s entirely possible the full recordings no longer survive) but for 30 glorious minutes (15 minutes apiece) we were treated to unhurried, intelligent conversation about the art and craft of film-making, the stories that inspired their plots, their aims and intentions, and the techniques they employed.

(The Hitchcock interview sadly is not online, but the Welles interview can be seen on BBC iPlayer for the next four days.)

Newman was not, of course, as great a director as either Welles or Hitch but he was certainly a Hollywood legend: as well as, I dare say, some fantastic anecdotes about nights on the tiles with Brando, Redford, McQueen et al, the experience he accumulated over his 50-year career could have provided a valuable resource both to students and historians of modern popular culture and to aspiring actors.

I can’t remember the last time I saw on British television someone other than a politician interviewed for more than 10 minutes at a stretch in a studio, by an intelligent, knowledgeable and articulate interviewer interested in more than simply plugging the subject’s latest product.  And yet you hop on a Eurostar and you can barely navigate the French TV schedules for serious (and some not-so-serious) talk programmes.

It must have happened since but I’m struggling to think of any such interviews since the demise of programmes such as Wogan and Des O’Connor Tonight, both of which would sometimes devote entire 45-60 minute shows to one guest.

I can’t imagine Wheldon spent the unaired parts of the interviews quizzing Welles or Hitch about their private lives, searching for the quote or revelation that would make the following day’s tabloid front pages – and perhaps that’s why true legends were prepared to appear: they knew they would only be talking about their art.

Only Bravo’s Inside The Actors Studio (shown in the UK on Sky Arts) comes anywhere close these days – and even then it is a rushed affair because it is as much about the ego of the host, the insufferable James Lipton, as it is about his guest.  Both Newman and Eastwood have appeared on that programme, as has almost every other American actor and director of note.  Oh, and Ben Affleck.

To the best of my knowledge, Paul Newman wrote no autobiography: it’s sad to think that he may have taken the bulk of his experience with him to the racetrack in the sky.  May he race in peace.

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You cheat and you lie – it makes me wanna cry

By BigBrother, on September 29th, 2008, 3:31 pm.

This is one of the most profoundly depressing political stories I’ve read in a long time.

Not because it’s a bad idea – it’s not; it’s precisely the sort of thing for which the country has been crying out for years – but because Arrivederci Gordon’s useless Labour government is allowing the Tories – THE MOTHERFUCKING TORIES! – to claim the moral high ground on environmentalism and public transport.

These are the same people who spent 18 years running the rail network into the ground by refusing to invest in it, and then flogging it off in a recklessly dangerous manner to chancer-carpetbaggers that somehow means taxpayers now pay more to subsidise the railway network than ever before.

These are the same people who, frankly, my dear, gave so little a damn about the environment that they put Nicholas Ridley in charge of it for three years.

And now here’s Posh Boy Dave and The Eton Rifles saying, “Actually, you know, there might be some votes in this after all.  Might make sense to stop people flying 150 miles because the train service is so pisspoor it’s usually quicker and cheaper to do so.  Might make sense to upgrade the railways if the oil price is about to shoot off the charts for good.  Sod the ideology, feel the election night count.”

And where’s our Transport Secretary?  (That’ll be The Rt. Hon. Ruth Kelly, New Labour MP for Opus Dei.)  She’s packing her fucking boxes instead of battering down the doors to the Channel 4 News and Newsnight studios to decry the hypocrisy of it all.

The Ad Man is going to win.  And it’s time to re-investigate those emigration options.

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(adj.) worn out; exhausted; used up

By BigBrother, on September 29th, 2008, 7:13 am.

And the award for Most Unfortunately Timed Ad Campaign of 2008 goes to…

…BRADFORD & BINGLEY!

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King Bono of Ireland

By BigBrother, on September 28th, 2008, 8:33 pm.

Yes, I am obsessed with American presidential politics. I apologise.

And yes, I am in love with Tina ”I thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. Well done. That is what all parents should do” Fey.

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I’d rather spend my time not wishing you with me rather than wish you dead

By BigBrother, on September 28th, 2008, 6:55 pm.

“Let me offer an advance warning to the old, big-spending, do-nothing, me-first, country-second Washington crowd: change is coming.  We need to change the way government does almost everything.”

Senator John McCain, 5 September 2008

Senator McCain greets an old anti-establishment friend

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“I don’t know… you know?”

By BigBrother, on September 26th, 2008, 7:42 pm.

OMFG.  (Stick with this video: the “best” (sic) bit is the final minute…)

I have never prayed so hard for the health of a 72-year-old man’s heart.

I can’t even bring myself to watch the second part of the interview.

It’s getting to the stage where I need to watch the woman with the volume turned off.

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Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?

By BigBrother, on September 26th, 2008, 11:51 am.

Senator, with these own-goals you are really spoiling us.

And I think Dave’s pissed off, too:

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Blue Monday

By BigBrother, on September 22nd, 2008, 7:52 am.

I don’t necessarily disagree with the sentiment, but I’m not sure it should necessarily form the basis of the editorial policy of a supposedly serious newspaper…

So what will the new-look Independent be like? He [editor Roger Alton] describes it “funky, sharp and cool”. He won’t be abandoning the Alton penchant for celebrity coverage, speaking glowingly of his paper’s coverage of the romance between rugby player Danny Cipriani and model Kelly Brook.

“It doesn’t mean that you’re a halfwit because you’re interested in the froth of life, I think that is unbelievably patronising. Froth is fun.” As for the semi-naked women? “Pictures of semi-naked women basically make the world a better place.”

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When you’re down and out, when you’re on the street…

By BigBrother, on September 21st, 2008, 8:44 pm.

The Minister is no fan of The Disgraced Former Europe Minister Keith Vaz.  And it seems that the same old Vaz-related shit is in the process of hitting the fan once again.

Keith Vaz was under intense pressure last night after a fellow MP said he had been misled over Vaz’s links to a controversial lawyer.

Vaz, a government minister under Tony Blair and chairman of the Commons home affairs committee, persuaded Virendra Sharma, the Labour MP for Ealing Southall, to intervene with him in a court case involving Shahrokh Mireskandari, an Iranian-born lawyer.

In a letter to the court, Vaz asked that a High Court judge review the case in which Mireskandari, senior partner with Dean and Dean solicitors, was on the brink of losing a long-running legal battle that could cost him £250,000.

Sharma said yesterday that when Vaz had asked him to sign the letter jointly, he had failed to tell him of previous personal dealings with Mireskandari. “Keith’s office drafted the letter. I looked at it and signed it. I did not know this company [Dean and Dean] and I had no knowledge that Keith Vaz knew this company,” Sharma said.

“If Keith Vaz knew the people involved he should have told me. If I had known all that, my approach would have been different. I probably wouldn’t have written the letter, or written it in that way.”

[...]

The MPs’ letter to the High Court earlier this year concerned a dispute between Dean and Dean and a Romanian company called Angel Airlines. It is said to have highlighted complaints that Mireskandari had made about the conduct of a previous judge in the case.

The judge in the appeal, Mr Justice Coulson, is said to have become aware of it shortly before he was to decide Mireskandari’s appeal against an order seeking £250,000 costs from him. A source close to the judge was quoted yesterday as saying: “He was very surprised to get a letter asking for an adjournment from someone [Vaz] who was not party to the case. The judge had never come across something like this before in his long career.”

[...]

Fellow MPs on the home affairs committee said they had been trying to contact Vaz yesterday about separate allegations over his relationship with Mireskandari. They have raised concerns about the presence of Mireskandari during a fact-finding trip by the committee to Moscow last May.

It was reported yesterday that Mireskandari had entertained Vaz and his wife, the immigration lawyer Maria Fernandes, at various events including in private boxes at concerts at the O2 arena, the London Coliseum and Wembley stadium.

[...]

Vaz was unavailable for comment.

Who could possibly have predicted that the appointment of The Disgraced Former Europe Minister Keith Vaz to the chairmanship of a Commons Select Committee might not have been an entirely sensible move…?

The failure of people to learn from previous mistakes forms part of Simon Jenkins’ column today in The Sunday Times, in which he makes some good points:

It is by no means clear what really happened over the past two weeks or who was to blame.

[...]

Were this a military catastrophe or an intelligence failure or even a train crash, there would be a public inquiry. There would be one even if everyone knew what had happened and whom to blame. Neither is the case today. The crash of 2008 has been, for most people, an utter confusion leaving a nasty sense that those in power knew what was going on and were too spineless to control it.

I hate public inquiries, so often media kangaroo courts that merely enrich lawyers. But there cannot have been a fiasco more in need of illumination than the past two weeks in the City of London. Its decisions cry out for analysis; its lessons cry out for learning, and those in charge should render a public account.

And finally… now for something completely different: vote Palin for President.

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You could never run this country, buddy, I’ll tell you that much…

By BigBrother, on September 19th, 2008, 1:10 pm.

What a cunt.

Seriously – what a cunt.

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