I Want Candy

The Minister craves an iPhone.

By placing this link on the Ministry’s façade, the Minister enters a free prize draw to win an iPhone.

Contrary to all appearances, the Minister is no fool.

And in any event the Minister actually likes Upstart Blogger (from which he took one of the Ministry’s previous themes), and wishes it and its owner well.

Stand By Me

The Minister is recruiting.

All legal executives and paralegals may apply: the Minister is an equal opportunities employer.

Indeed, to be honest, the Minister will employ as his Private Parliamentary Secretary almost anybody who can make a decent cup of tea.

However, the Minister has just received a cv from someone listing their interests as including:

attending local political meetings and campaigns (including recently assisting with the Boris Johnson campaign for London Mayor).

Do you think that candidate’s going to get an interview?