Two bouts of kulcha in three school nights: Headmaster would not be impressed.
On Monday the Minister’s Wife and I travelled to glittering London’s glamorous South Bank complex for a twentieth anniversary screening at the British Film Institute of Withnail & I, followed by a recording of Radio 4′s The Reunion (the first such recording before a live audience – if you hear coughing, that’s the Minister’s Wife’s Chest Infection), hosted by the estimable Sue MacGregor and attended by writer/director Bruce Robinson and stars Paul McGann, Richard E. Grant and Ralph Brown. Richard Griffiths was unable to attend but contributed a genuinely touching pre-recorded audio interview about Uncle Monty that drew a spontaneous round of applause from the capacity audience.
Robinson sounds like he was a director who kept a tight leash on his actors, telling them precisely how to say a line if they didn’t nail it first or second time; he is rightly very proud of the finished product and the fact that it justified the massive fight he had to get it made as he wanted it made. He recounted that the producers wanted Uncle Monty to be like a Kenneth Williams grotesque, which doesn’t bear thinking about.
McGann seemed the most uncomfortable referring back to the movie, eager no doubt to emphasise that this was merely one of a cavalcade of memorable roles he has played. (Answers on a postcard, please, if you can remember more than The Monocled Mutineer and Paper Mask.)
Grant, exceedingly softly-spoken, trotted out many of the anecdotes he’s trotted out before – I never fail to laugh at the one about him being in the Australian outback; from the only passing car in hours is alleged to have come the scream, “SCRUBBERS!” – and still talks very fondly of his big break.
Ralph Brown seems to find it hard to believe that a mere two days’ work has provided the foundation for a 20-year career and more than once during the evening seemed happpily to slip into Danny’s distinctive drawl.
I believe The Reunion is a 45-minute programme: they recorded 70 minutes of chat. They will have worked wonders in the editing suite if they can salvage 45 minutes of profanity-free, libel-free content that does not elicit a claim form from the lawyers for Franco Zeffirelli.
The Minister’s Wife bonded with the woman in the row in front of her as they both have links to Stony Stratford, a village on the edge of Milton Keynes that doubled for Penrith in the movie. (The legendary tea room is, disappointingly, a pharmacy in reality.) It’s a small world, as Mickey Mouse so shrewdly observed.
Last night, meanwhile, the Minister’s Wife kindly drove me to and from the Soundhaus in Northampton for a gig by David Ford, who marked the midpoint of his set with a solo piano rendition of Smiths’ classic There Is A Light That Never Goes Out, always a favourite with this reviewer. (If, indeed, I am still permitted to listen to music that originates from Manchester…)
The support came in the shape of a wispy Californian by the name Jacob Golden. In one of his purportedly autobiographical ditties he mentioned a night in a church during which he shared a little jazz salt in the company of one J. Cocker, Esq., while Polly Harvey stood nearby. This song is noticably absent from the “lyric book” section of his website.
Golden had a couple of strong songs (set opener Zero Integrity was the best), a couple of tolerable ones and a couple of poor ones: he will doubtless go triple platinum by year end, though his royalty cheques may remain uncashed for a while due to the lawsuits he may well attract from the publishers of the back catalogues of Michelle Shocked and the Estate of Jeff Buckley. Bless.
Ford had dragged along with him a bassist, a drummer and a backing singer/violinist/pianist/trombonist (“The trombone is an underutilised instrument in popular music,” opined my wife as she attempted to deliver us home safely through the thick blanket of fog that descended upon the Northern Home Counties while I had been knocking back Newcastle Brown Ale), meaning that he only put to use his famous loop pedal for a typical State Of The Union tour de force.
Twelve songs in the set – four from his debut album, the rest from his new one – but an excellent 70 minutes’ work and a spiritual revival for an increasingly jaded Minister Without Portfolio, Direction or Ambition.
The Ministerial Ford favourite remains I Don’t Care What You Call Me:
I know I let you down
And, Christ, you let me know
Every time and time again…
, though Song For The Road never fails to delight:
I know some day this all will be over
And it’s hard to say what most will I miss.
Just give me one way to spend my last moments alive
And I choose this, I choose this, I choose this.
The lustrous Go To Hell was a sad omission from the set list. Audience participation la la’s in Cheer Up (You Miserable Fuck) began softly (they’re shy in Northampton) but got better after a couple of rounds.
Setlist
I’m Alright Now/ Decimate/ I Don’t Care What You Call Me/ Requiem/ What Would You Have Me Do?/ State Of The Union/ There Is A Light That Never Goes Out/ Train/ Nobody Tells Me What To Do/ Song For The Road/ Cheer Up (You Miserable Fuck)// St Peter (encore)
Ford’s new album – Songs For The Road – is released on CD next Monday (15 October) but is already available for download from iTunes.
Ford attracted a curious audience demographic to the 400-capacity venue, ranging from a couple of teenage wannabe groupies to portly, grey-haired gentlemen who could be Tommy Saxondale if they forwent a couple of haircuts. The Minister was relieved to see he had neither the most receded hairline nor the largest belly of those in attendance.
“It was better than I had expected,” yawned the Minister’s Wife, as she all but fell face-first into her midnight bowl of Coco Pops.