I’ve just watched Alan Yentob’s execrable edition of Imagine… (a series so generally pisspoor it doesn’t even have its own website) trying to explain t’Internet to Radio 4 listeners living in rural Kent. Patronising shite, of course – just like watching Embarrassing Dad dance – but it’s really made me want to get one thing off my chest.

It’s controversial…

Deep breath…

Arctic Monkeys: how overrated are they, eh? Whiny voice, tinny geetars, amateurish production, no arrangements and three, maybe four, really good songs at best.

There.

I’ve said it.

Will you throw garbage at me when I walk down the street tomorrow?