Again, it’s not just me, is it?

Should you actually deign to read this rubbish, you find that the text of the article bears little, if any, resemblance to the headline:

At least 12 top Premier League football stars are secretly gay.

The superstar dozen are even scared to confess their homosexuality to their team-mates.

At a forum to launch an anti-homophobia campaign, pundit and ex-England Under-21 star Paul Elliott, 44, said he knew 12 top current players who were gay.

The ex-Chelsea defender, who advises the Equality and Human Rights Commission, said he would never reveal the names.

Even by the standards of someone like pornographer Richard Desmond, owner of the Daily Star newspaper, this is pathetic.